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thecookbook2017-10-16 05:34 pm
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Steven Universe Everything Bagel Dog.
(Source: Steven Universe #1, by Kali Ciesemier.)
(Transcript, for those not in a position to read the comic panel:
STEVEN: I can't decide! Do I want a bagel or a hot dog?
...Or both? Together?!
AN EVERYTHING BAGEL DOG!
To combine the power of BAGELS and HOTDOGS you need:
A bun
A dog
Cream cheese
1-2 thinly sliced scallions (careful!)
Garlic powder
Poppy seeds
Dried minced onion
Sesame seeds
Salt
1) HOT THE DOG! (heat according to package directions)
2) Toast the bun & schmear it with cream cheese--let it get MELTY
3) Add a pinch of each topping to taste!
4) ENJOY your decision (Steven further ponders, "...Should I add hot sauce to this?")
(Difficulty rating: 1 on a scale of 4; bear in mind that children are the primary target demographic.)
(Variant: some readers have complained that the recipe includes no actual bagel. The solution is simplicity itself: cut your hot dog in two crosswise and lay the halves in the shape of an equals sign atop an Everything Bagel as your bun.)
(Transcript, for those not in a position to read the comic panel:
STEVEN: I can't decide! Do I want a bagel or a hot dog?
...Or both? Together?!
AN EVERYTHING BAGEL DOG!
To combine the power of BAGELS and HOTDOGS you need:
A bun
A dog
Cream cheese
1-2 thinly sliced scallions (careful!)
Garlic powder
Poppy seeds
Dried minced onion
Sesame seeds
Salt
1) HOT THE DOG! (heat according to package directions)
2) Toast the bun & schmear it with cream cheese--let it get MELTY
3) Add a pinch of each topping to taste!
4) ENJOY your decision (Steven further ponders, "...Should I add hot sauce to this?")
(Difficulty rating: 1 on a scale of 4; bear in mind that children are the primary target demographic.)
(Variant: some readers have complained that the recipe includes no actual bagel. The solution is simplicity itself: cut your hot dog in two crosswise and lay the halves in the shape of an equals sign atop an Everything Bagel as your bun.)
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I get that children are the demographic here, but now is a good time to confess, I have a weird fondness for hot dogs. I mean, they're basically bologna tubes and I shouldn't like them, but I just really do.